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Monday, April 9, 2012

Forty and Fat

So I think I have the idea for the newest craze. Is it possible to remove part of your intestines to decrease the size of your gut? Surely this bulge I have is my intestines that have grown in size since I hit 40 and it's not due at all to the bag of Funyuns and Munchos that I ate for dinner. Because I know those have got to be on the Weight Watchers approved list, right? RIGHT?

Okay...it's my PMS talking now, my apologies. Or it might be the after dinner shot of Jager, that is also calorie free, right? RIGHT? Ugh, I see that you are not going to agree with me, so I will just give up trying to fix stupid at this point.

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